driving lesson
the first time i sat on the driver's set...i was so nervous coz i never had touched even the steering wheel before. i drove around the parking lot of a school and hubby told me to park. so funny i...
View ArticleThe #2 pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is toocute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in...
View ArticleTen Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an...
View ArticleThree Things n LYF
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back1. Time 2. Words 3. OpportunityThree things in life that can destroy a person1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you...
View ArticleA Little Biblical Humor
IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE.... Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?A. German Shepherds. Q....
View ArticleLIE DETECTOR!
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to change him. One day John came home with another unusual one...
View ArticleButterflies
The Glass wing Butterfly, Lives in South America A butterfly with transparent wings is rare and beautiful. As delicate as finely blown glass, the presence of this rare tropical gem is used by rain...
View ArticleWho knew?
Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear... Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers...
View ArticleThis should be posted in all schools and work places.
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how...
View ArticleTIMES is gold.
I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty...
View ArticleCoz HE loves U
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about...
View ArticleI'm a PARASITE... what about YOU?
January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01...
View ArticleWhat's Ur zodiac sign says?
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (DEC 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns...
View ArticleTHE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS of 2007
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she...
View ArticleTIPS FOR BETTER LIFE
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk everyday. And while you walk, SMILE.2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.3. Sleep for 7 hours.4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.5....
View Articlememory lane- COLLEGE LIFE
i miss the time when i took nap at the library with all the books in my face,
View ArticleLesson in life
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the...
View ArticleTHROUGH THE EYE`S OF A RAPIST
A reminder/review never hurts. PLEASE read this and remember the information!!! I am always aware of what is going on around me and, the first thing I do when I get in my car, is lock the doors! I...
View Articlebe smart
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word...
View ArticleREAL FRIEND TEST
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer ' with her foot! A...
View ArticleMinistry
The Pastor and his son Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts. This particular...
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